{"product_id":"sh-t-cu-t-mug","title":"Sh*t Cu*t Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eMake your mates laugh (or shock them) with this rude sweary mug. Perfect for banter, gag gifts, and anyone who loves a bit of offensive humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTell it how it is. This mug features the classic poo emoji with the word “CUNT” proudly underneath — a perfect mix of rude, cheeky, and downright hilarious. Great for mates with a filthy sense of humour, workplace banter, or that one friend who deserves this on their desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⸻\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☕ High Quality You Can Trust\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Printed on genuine 11oz ORCA-coated ceramic mugs for vibrant, long-lasting detail\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher \u0026amp; microwave safe (hand-wash recommended to extend life)\u003cbr\u003e• Vigorous quality check – every mug is inspected for print clarity, coating, and finish before shipping\u003cbr\u003e• Carefully packaged in smash-proof boxes to prevent breakages\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⸻\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎉 Perfect For:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Mechanics \u0026amp; car lovers\u003cbr\u003e• Rude \u0026amp; offensive humour fans\u003cbr\u003e• Subtle prank gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Friends who like hidden jokes\u003cbr\u003e• Birthdays, Christmas \u0026amp; gag gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⸻\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Why Choose Us?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• ✅ Premium ORCA-coated mugs\u003cbr\u003e• ✅ Vigorous quality checks on every order\u003cbr\u003e• ✅ Dishwasher \u0026amp; microwave safe (hand wash extends life)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⸻\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Shipping \u0026amp; Packaging\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Production time: 1–3 business days\u003cbr\u003e• UK tracked shipping – multiple mugs ship together\u003cbr\u003e• Packed in protective smash-proof boxes for safe delivery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⸻\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔄 Returns \u0026amp; Replacements\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• If your mug arrives damaged, message us within 48 hours with photos,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• (Pre-made designs: standard returns accepted unused within shop policy timeframe)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⸻\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Please Note\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis design contains hidden adult humour and may not be suitable for everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FP Designs Co UK","offers":[{"title":"\"💩 Cunt\" Only","offer_id":59585183842638,"sku":"2001","price":7.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"\"You're A 💩 Cunt\"","offer_id":59585183875406,"sku":"2001","price":7.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1026\/8724\/4622\/files\/2001_Etsy_ShitCuntlight_text.png?v=1778022485","url":"https:\/\/www.fpdesigns.co.uk\/products\/sh-t-cu-t-mug","provider":"FP Designs Co UK","version":"1.0","type":"link"}